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M. Waqas Jan Admin
Number of posts : 914 Age : 34 Registration date : 2008-10-29
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M. Waqas Jan Admin
Number of posts : 914 Age : 34 Registration date : 2008-10-29
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M. Waqas Jan Admin
Number of posts : 914 Age : 34 Registration date : 2008-10-29
| Subject: Re: Comedy Shayiri Wed Dec 17, 2008 10:20 am | |
| BEFORE MARRIAGE Takdeer hai magar kismat nahi khulti Taj mahal banana chahta hoon, Likin Mumtaz nahi milti.... AFTER MARRIAGE Takdeer hai magar kismat nahi khulti Taj mahal banana chahta hoon, Likin Mumtaz nahi marti.... | |
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M. Waqas Jan Admin
Number of posts : 914 Age : 34 Registration date : 2008-10-29
| Subject: Re: Comedy Shayiri Wed Dec 17, 2008 10:20 am | |
| Hasina Ka Baap
Ladka: Kaash in hasinaaon kay baap mar jayen' Bahana ho afsos ka hum inke ghar to jayen
Ladki: Aisa sochna bhi aye zalim paap hoga Kabhi tu bhi kisi hasina ka baap hoga | |
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M. Waqas Jan Admin
Number of posts : 914 Age : 34 Registration date : 2008-10-29
| Subject: Re: Comedy Shayiri Wed Dec 17, 2008 10:21 am | |
| Majanu
loki khende majnu di leela rang di kali eh loki khende majnu nu leela teri rang di kali eh majnu bolye ago bharavo meri ta aje gal bat chaldi eh mai kehra vehalyi eh | |
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M. Waqas Jan Admin
Number of posts : 914 Age : 34 Registration date : 2008-10-29
| Subject: Re: Comedy Shayiri Wed Dec 17, 2008 10:22 am | |
| Roses are Red
Roses are red, violets are blue, sugar is sweet, and so are you.
But the roses are wilting, the violets are dead, the sugar bowl's empty and so is your head. | |
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M. Waqas Jan Admin
Number of posts : 914 Age : 34 Registration date : 2008-10-29
| Subject: Re: Comedy Shayiri Wed Dec 17, 2008 10:22 am | |
| Ye baat samajh main aai nahi, Aur Ammi ney samjhai nahi Main kaisay meethi baat karoon? Jab meethi cheez khai nahi Aapi bhi pakaati hain Halwa, Woh aakhir kiyon 'Halwaai' nahi? Bhayya ki mangni ho gai kal, Kiyoon kal hi 'Dulhan' mangwaai nahi? Ye baat samajh main aai nahi
Naani ke miyaan jab Nana hain, Dadi ke miyaan jab Dada hain...... Tab Aapi se main ne poocha ..Baaji ke miyaan kiya 'Baaja' hain? Woh huns huns kar yoo kehnay lagi, A bhai nahi yeh bhai nahi Ye baat samajh main aaai nahi
Jab naya maheena aata hay, Bijli ka bill aa jaata hay Halaankey Baadal bechaara ye bijli mufft Lutata hay Phir hum ne apnay ghar Bijli....Kiyoo Badal se lagwaai nahi? Ye baat samajh main aai nahi
Gar Billi 'Shair' ki khala hay?...phir hum ne ussay kiyoon pala hay? Kiya 'Shair' bohat nalaayak hay? Khala ko maar nikala hay? Ya jungle ke Raja kay yahaan... kiya milti doodh malaai nahi? Ye baat samajh main aai nahi
Kiyoon Lambay baal hain bhaalu ke ? Kiyoon uss ki tind karai nahi? Kiya 'woh' bhi Ganda bacha hay?.. ya uss ke Abbu,bhai nahi? Yeh uss ka 'Hair Style' hay?..... ya Jungle main koi Naai nahi? Ye baat samajh main aai nahi,
Jo Taaray jagmag kartay hain, Kiya unn ki 'Chachi Taai' nahi? Ho ga koi rishta sooraj se? ye baat humain batlaai nahi Per Chanda kaisa mamoo hay? jab ammi ka woh 'bhai' nahi? Ye baat samajh main aai nahi,
Ye baat samajh main aai nahi, Aur Ammi ne samjhaai nahi Main kesay meethi baat karoon? jab meethi cheez khai nahi | |
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M. Waqas Jan Admin
Number of posts : 914 Age : 34 Registration date : 2008-10-29
| Subject: Re: Comedy Shayiri Wed Dec 17, 2008 10:23 am | |
| AASHIQOON KO ISHQ MEIN perfect HONA CHAIYE ISHQ BHEE EK LAZMEE subject HONA CHAIYE
LARKA JO ISHQ MEIN NAAKAM HO AGAR USE TU CLASS SE reject HONA CHAIYE
OR JISSE ISHQ KERNA HEE NA AAYE USE PHIR ISHQ KA TEEKA inject HONA CHAIYE
LARKEON KO HUM PER REHAM KERNA CHAIYE UNHE BHEE HAMAREE TARAF attract HONA CHAIYE
AASHIQOON KO ISHQ MEIN perfect HONA CHAIYE AISA ISHQ KERAIN K LARKI PER effect HONA CHAIYE
AASHIQ KE ZINDAGI TO ITNI HAI JANAB K US KA DIL KISI LERKI K DIL SE connect HONA CHAIYE
AASHIQOON KO ISHQ MEIN PERFCET HONA CHAIYE ISHQ BHEE IK LAZMEE subject HONA CHAIYE | |
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M. Waqas Jan Admin
Number of posts : 914 Age : 34 Registration date : 2008-10-29
| Subject: Re: Comedy Shayiri Wed Dec 17, 2008 10:24 am | |
| Ghar ke kaamon Se Ghabra Kar Apnee Job Se Tang Aa Kar Chey Hufte Ki Chutti Paa Kar Kar Ke Ghar Sunsaan Gai Hai Biwi Pakistan Gai Hai
Soney ke set Banwaayegi Shan Masaley Laye Gi Suit Bohat Silwaayegi Silk Ke Lay Kar Thaan Gayi Hai Biwi Pakistan Gai Hai
Aesh Karoongi Amma Ke Ghar Kaam Karengay Noukar Chaakar Car Main Le kar jayega Cheufar Lay kay yeh Armaan Gai Hai Biwi Pakistan Gayi Hai
Panu Aaqil Main ChaCha Hai Changa Manga Main Taya Hai Sab Se Milkar hi aana hai Bana kay Sare Plan Gai hai Biwi Pakistan Gai Hai
Boli Rahna Acchay Shohar Daftar Se Aana Seedhay Ghar Jaaate Jaate Haath Main Day Kar Tasbeeh Aour Quran Gai Hai Biwi Pakistan Gai Hai
Tarha Tarha Ke Khaane Paka Kar Bhar Daala hai Saara Freezer Ta'kayh Main Nah Khaaoon Baahar Kar kay Itmenaan gai Hai Biwi Pakistan Gai Hai
Ek Din Phone Kia Uske Ghar Bolay Uskay Mama Asghar Woh To Lay kar Saaray member Aaj Subah Multan gai Hai Biwi Pakistan Gai Hai
Dhoop Aur garmi Se Aa Kar Tung Maila Hua Jab Chehray Ka Rung Apni Ek Saheli Ke Sung Wahan Se woh Kaghaan Gai Hai Biwi Pakistan Gai Hai
Aati Hain E-Mail Baraabar Ek Hi Rut Hoti hai Aksar Bhejo Dollar Bhejo Dollar Phuns Mushkil Main Jaan Gai Hai Biwi Pakistan Gai Hai
Lugte hain Bankon Ke Pherey Bhayjoon Dollar Shaam Saweray Chehra Pur Num Hai Aur Meray Honton Se Muskaan Gai hai Biwi PAKISTAN Gai Hai | |
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M. Waqas Jan Admin
Number of posts : 914 Age : 34 Registration date : 2008-10-29
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M. Waqas Jan Admin
Number of posts : 914 Age : 34 Registration date : 2008-10-29
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M. Waqas Jan Admin
Number of posts : 914 Age : 34 Registration date : 2008-10-29
| Subject: Re: Comedy Shayiri Wed Dec 17, 2008 10:26 am | |
| Main hoon jis haal main ay mere sanam rehne de Tegh mat de mere haathon mai qalam rehne de
Main tu shaayar hoon mera dil hai bohat hi nazuk Main pataakhay se mar jaon ga, bumm rehne de | |
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M. Waqas Jan Admin
Number of posts : 914 Age : 34 Registration date : 2008-10-29
| Subject: Re: Comedy Shayiri Wed Dec 17, 2008 10:42 am | |
| Mazloom Shohar
Chupke Chupke Raat Din uska Bartan Manjhwana yaad hai Humko ab tak Kaprey doney ka woh Zamana yaad hai
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Doppher ki Dhoop mein Kaprey Sukhaney ke liye Wo Mera Khothey pe b Nangey Paoon jana yaad hai
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Aa gaya jab Sunday ki Shab b kabhi zikr-e-shopping Wo Mera Meri Biwi se, ATM Card chupana yaad hai
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Saas Sasur ki Doston ab kya Sunaoon Dastaan Susuraal na janey ka mujhey har ik Bahana yaad hai
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Daru pee ke jab b Ghar mein aana para Mujhey Wo Mera Dantoon taley, illaichi chabana yaad hai
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Dekh liya jab b kabhi Rastey mein kissi Dusri Larki ko Biwi ke Gussey ko dekh ker Mera Tharthrana yaad hai | |
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M. Waqas Jan Admin
Number of posts : 914 Age : 34 Registration date : 2008-10-29
| Subject: Re: Comedy Shayiri Wed Dec 17, 2008 10:44 am | |
| Dil To Jall Gaya Kismat Aazma Raha Hoon Daikh Bewafa Tery Gham Main Riksha Chala Raha Hoon | |
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M. Waqas Jan Admin
Number of posts : 914 Age : 34 Registration date : 2008-10-29
| Subject: Re: Comedy Shayiri Wed Dec 17, 2008 10:50 am | |
| Wo Collage Ki Parhai.. Wo Pyar Bhari Baaten.. Wo Syllabus Ki Tension.. Wo Notes Maangna.. Wo Exam Ki Raaten.. Wo Canteen Ki Party.. Wo Frends Ki Laaten.. Wo Roothna Manana.. Wo Bunk Mulaqaaten.. Be-Tuki Baaton Ko Serious Lena.. Wo Matlab Ki Baaten Hansi Me Urana.. Na Wo Din Hain.. Na Wo Raatain.. Na Wo Zamanaa.. Na Ghussa,, Na Baaten.. Agar Kuch Hai To Bus...
"YAADAIN HI YAADAIN" | |
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M. Waqas Jan Admin
Number of posts : 914 Age : 34 Registration date : 2008-10-29
| Subject: Re: Comedy Shayiri Wed Dec 17, 2008 10:56 am | |
| aisi apni wife ho 5.5 jiski hight ho jeans jiski tight ho chehra jiska bright ho waight main thori light ho umer main diffrence slight ho thori se woh quite ho too mamorable her ek night ho aisi apni wife ho sarak per sub kaheen kia cute hey bheer main sub kaheen pakistan ki paidaish ho beauty multyply by twice ho favorite color white ho make up thora light ho zulfain dynamite hoon aankheen us ki jaisey sunny twilight ho hoonton ko dekh ker lagey jaisey coke diet ho jub sari pehan ker nikley to kia sight ho aisa lagey jaisey swtizerland ki flight ho aisi apni wife ho agar aisi apni wife ho tu kia haseen life ho | |
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M. Waqas Jan Admin
Number of posts : 914 Age : 34 Registration date : 2008-10-29
| Subject: Re: Comedy Shayiri Wed Dec 17, 2008 10:56 am | |
| Usne kaha kon ho Tum? Mai ne kaha Hasrat Tumari
Usne kaha Taktey ho kya? Mai ne kaha Surat Tumhari
Us ne kaha kartey ho kya? Mai ne kaha Pooja Tumhari
Usne kaha Kaafir ho kya? Mai ne kaha aisa hi sahi
Usne kaha chatey ho kya? Mai ne kaha Mohabbat Tumhari
Usne kaha Pachtaoge, Mai ne kaha KismatHamari
Usne Kaha Married hoon mai. Mai ne kaha Sorry BAJI [center] | |
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M. Waqas Jan Admin
Number of posts : 914 Age : 34 Registration date : 2008-10-29
| Subject: Re: Comedy Shayiri Wed Dec 17, 2008 10:57 am | |
| kichan kaa bailan mara thaa tum nay jab mujh ko us din ko yaad kartaa hoon to aankhain bheeg jaate hain,
na karo mujh pay itnaa zulm kay aajaiy ambulance dandaa jab uthaati ho to aankhain bheeg jaate hain,
kuch to khudaa ka khouf karo reham mujh pay tum karo aaj itnaa bhee peto aankhain bheeg jaate hain,
sirf thappar say hee kar lo guzara aaj tum baigam kay chappal jab uthati ho to aankhain bheeg jaate hain,
jab bhee daikhta hoon main tumhaaray haath main dandaa wohee din yaad aata hay to aankhain bheeg jaate hain,
kia tha kia qusoor kion mara mujh ko baigam nay yeh jab bhee soochta hoon to aankhain bheeg jaate hain,
main is qadar hogaya hoon hassas us din say kisi ko pittay daikhtaa hon to aankhain bheeg jaate hain | |
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M. Waqas Jan Admin
Number of posts : 914 Age : 34 Registration date : 2008-10-29
| Subject: Re: Comedy Shayiri Wed Dec 17, 2008 10:59 am | |
| PHOOL KO MAT TORO KANTA LAG JAI GA LARKI KO MAT CHAIRO CHANTA LAG JAI GA
PANI AANAY KI BAAT KARTE HOO DIL JALANE KI BAAT KARTE HOO CHAr DIN SE MOO NAHI DHOIYA TUM NAHANE KI BAAT KARTE HOO
BAZAHIR WO MERA KHAYAL KARTI HAI JHOOT BOLTI HAI MAGAR KAMAL KARTI HAI
DIL HAI MERA LOSE ISAY NA KARNA USE AGHAR HOGAYA FUSE TUMHAI PARANGAY SHOES
APPLE KAT'TA HO KNIFE SE PANI PITA HO PIPE SE KIYA ZAMANA AGAYA HAi JUTAI KHATA HO WIFE SE
HUM CHAHAIN AAP KO AAP CHAHAIN KISI AUR KO AAP JISAY CHAHAIN KHUDHA KARAY WO CHAHAIN KISI AUR KO
TU SAWAL NAHI EK PHALI HAI MERI MANZIL TU NAHI TARI SAHELI HAI TU SHAMA HOTI MAIN PARWANA HOTA NA TU COACHING JATI NA MAIN DIWANA HOTA
PYAR MAIN KISI NE DHOKHA KHAYA TO KISI NE KASAM KHAI HAI HUM WO MAJNOO HAI JIS NE SIRF LAAT KHAI HAI
DUNIYA SE JO DARAY USAY KAHIL KHATE HAI DUNIYA JIS SE DARAY USAY SHAIR KHATE HAI
SHAIR CHARA SAMAJ KAR HAR GHADHA CHARNE LAGA URDU ZABAN AATI NAHI SHAIRE KARNE LAGA
SHAMA RO RO KAY PARWANOO SE KHA RAHI HAI MUJAI RUMAL LA DO MARI NAAK BHA RAHI HAI
HUM DIL KI THABHAI KA SAAMNA NA KARANGAY BUN JAINGAY DHULAY MAGAR HAAN NA KARANGAY | |
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M. Waqas Jan Admin
Number of posts : 914 Age : 34 Registration date : 2008-10-29
| Subject: Re: Comedy Shayiri Wed Dec 17, 2008 10:59 am | |
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M. Waqas Jan Admin
Number of posts : 914 Age : 34 Registration date : 2008-10-29
| Subject: Re: Comedy Shayiri Wed Dec 17, 2008 11:00 am | |
| I dedicate to all our beloved parliment members Nayee kabina mein apna muqaam paida kar NRO se naye subh o shaam paida kar
Khuda agar dil e "PERMIT"shanass de tujh ko ChaRhte Suraj se bus Dua-Slaam paida kar
Watan se dollar o aataa Utha ke note banaa Rag-e-gharib se maa'ye lalaa faam peada kar
Khudi to khudcush dhamaakey ki belt pehna de Zameer bech ke aish-o-aaraam peda kar
IMF se kaho "de ja annheyaan sakhiyaan nu" Najj-kari se meena-o-jaam paida ker
60 faqiron ko khana khilaa kafarah de Naye wazir naye ohdon ke naam paida ker
Pehley Sutlej, Ravi aor abb Chanab bhi khushk Wahgha paar tijarat mein naam paida ker | |
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