Dushman Ka Tank.....

aik foji apne afsar se: sir ji...bachhe bohat yaad aate hain chutti chahiye

afsar: filhaal chutti ko bhool jao aor apni duty karo

foji: sir ji aajkal bache bohat yaad aate hain, duti nahi hoti, plz sir chutti....!

Afsar: achha aik shart par chutti mil sakti hai

foji: woh kiya sir ?

Afsar: agar tum dushman ka tank le kar aot to!

foji: theek hai sir ji... woh salooot maar ker nikal jata hai aik ghante baad afsar ko aa ker kehta hai

sir ji Dushman ka tank aa giya hai, check ker len

afasr: well done....magar yeh to batao tum yeh tank laye kaise?

foji: very easy sir ji

jab udhar walon ko chutti ki loR hoti hai to woh hamara tank le jate hain